Hey, don't laugh at the carpet!
The Hayes Optima V34 modems are for dialin by users (well, four of them are) on 01268 515441. The fifth Optima is my dialout. The Dowty modem is a Telebit PEP compatible modem and is used for the UUCP data feed.
I like Hayes modems; they are possibly the best modem I have found. Much better than the USR Courier V34 modem IMHO!