Someone responded to a bizarre fix that Windows needed with the phrase "It's Windows, Jim".
Which lead me to...
[ To the theme of "Star Trekkin'" by The Firm ]
Computing with a new PC
With the latest Service Pack running on Windows
Computing with a new PC
Grinding even slower, need time to reboot
CEO Steve Ballmer, report.
There's Penguins in the server room, server room, server room,
There's Penguins in the server room, server room, Bill
Analysis, Mr. Ozzie.
It's an OS, Bill, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
It's an OS, Bill, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Chairman.
There's Penguins in the server room, server room, server room;
there's Penguins in the server room, server room, Bill.
Computing with a new PC
With the latest Service Pack running on Windows
Computing with a new PC
Grinding even slower, need time to reboot
Systems status, Mr Turner.
It's worse than that, its crashed, Bill, crashed, Bill, crashed, Bill;
it's worse than that, its crashed, Bill, crashed, Bill, crashed.
It's an OS, Bill, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's an OS, Bill, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Chairman.
There's Penguins in the server room, server room, server room;
there's Penguins in the server room, server room, Bill.
Company Chairman, Bill H Gates!
Ah! We'll opensource , monopolize, monopolize, monopolize;
We'll opensource, monopolize, monopolize, men.
It's worse than that, its crashed, Bill, crashed, Bill, crashed, Bill;
it's worse than that, its crashed, Bill, crashed, Bill, crashed.
Well, it's an OS, Bill, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's an OS, Bill, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Chairman.
There's Penguins in the server room, server room, server room;
there's Penguins in the server room, shut 'em down, Bill!
Computing with a new PC
With the latest Service Pack running on Windows
Computing with a new PC
Grinding even slower, need time to reboot
Engineer, Gordon E Moore,
Ye cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
ye cannot cahnge the laws of physics, laws of physics, Bill.
Ah! We'll opensource, monopolize, monopolize, monopolize;
We'll opensource, monopolize; Gordon, faster chips!
It's worse than that, its crashed, Bill, crashed, Bill, crashed, Bill;
it's worse than that, its crashed, Bill, crashed, Bill, crashed.
Well, it's an OS, Bill, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's an OS, Bill, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Chairman.
There's Penguins in the server room, server room, server room;
there's Penguins in the server room, better calm down!
Ye cannot change the kernel Bill.
Och to yee Bill.
It's worse than that, it's Standard, Bill.
Board to architects, more graphical toys!
Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Chairm'n.
Computing with a new PC
With the latest Service Pack running on Windows
Computing with a new PC
Grinding even slower, need time to reboot
Computing with a new PC
With the latest Service Pack running on Windows
Computing with a new PC
Grinding even slower, need time to reboot