JOHN THOMAS ALLCOCK,HE LIVED NORTH WEST OF WINSTABLE HE HAD THAT CERTAIN SOMETHING THAT THE GIRLS FOUND IRRESISTABLE HE WAS A FINE UPSTANDING FELLOW AND THEY SAID FOR WHAT ITS WORTH HIS MOTHER WAS FRIGHTENED BY A DONKEY 6 MONTHS BEFORE HIS BIRTH HIS MOTHER WAS FRIGHTENED BY A DONKEY 6 MONTHS BEFORE HIS BIRTH HIS MOTHER WAS FRIGHTENED BY A DONKEY 6 MONTHS BEFORE HIS BIRTH HIS MOTHER WAS FRIGHTENED BY A DONKEY 6 MONTHS BEFORE HIS BIRTH HIS MOTHER WAS FRIGHTENED BY A DONKEY 6 MONTHS BEFORE HIS BIRTH HIS MOTHER WAS FRIGHTENED BY A DONKEY 6 MONTHS BEFORE HIS BIRTH AND WHEN THE MIDWIFE HEAVED HIM OUT THE FIRST THING SHE COULD SIEZE ON IT WAS NOT AN ARM AND IT WAS NOT A LEG AND I GUESS THAT THAT IS THE REASON WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!! HE IS THE MAN WITH THE BIGGEST PLONKER IN THE WORLD (DINGLE-DANGLE STRAP IT TO YOUR ANKLE) HE KEEPS IT IN HIS TROUSERS TIGHTLY CURLED (DINGLE-DANGLE STRAP IT TO YOUR ANKLE) IT IS A YARD AND A HALF AND A FOOT IN WIDTH AND MORE WHEN IT IS UNFUUUUUUUUUUURRRLED HES THE MAN WITH THE BIGGEST PLONKER IN THE WORLD HES THE MAN WITH THE BIGGEST PLONKER IN THE WORLD HES THE MAN WITH THE BIGGEST PLONKER IN THE WORLD HES THE MAN WITH THE BIGGEST PLONKER IN THE WORLD HES THE MAN WITH THE BIGGEST PLONKER IN THE WORLD JOHN THOMAS ALLCOCK,HE GREW UP VIRILE,TALL AND STRONG AND HE WENT TO CHINA WHERE EVERYBODY SAID, LOOK! "THERES A LAD WITH ONE DRAGGIN ON THE GROUND" (DRAGON) REPEAT CHORUS JOHN T.ALLCOCK HE DIED OH YES HE DID AND BECAUSE OF RIGOMMORTIS THEY COULDNOT SHUT THE COFFIN LID AND YOU KNOW WHY?????? BECAUSE HE HAD AN EXTREMELY LARGE PENIS BECAUSE HE HAD AN EXTREMELY LARGE PENIS