APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT (MINORITIES DIVISION)

Address: Please give town, street, room, bed and shift number
(West Indians may give Minibus of Car number)..................................

Degree of suntan: Light/ Medium/ Dark/ Very Dark/ Black as the Ace of Spades
                                        (Delete as applicable)

Are you visible after sunset    Yes []  No []
                                        (Tick as applicable)

CAR - West Indians only.
Please complete the following details about your car;
What type of Ford Console is it? ..............................................
Amount of Fur Trim (in CWT)      ..............................................
Number of Spotlights             ..............................................
Windows tinted Black / Silver    ..............................................
Percentage of front / rear screen
obscured by dangling ornaments, &
disco stickers                   ..............................................
Total power of stereo (gigawatts)                ..............................
Total power of rear lighting (in Megawatts)      ..............................
When did you last consider insuring your car?    ..............................
When did it last fail the M.O.T. test (if taken) ..............................
How did you acquire the car     Theft []  Fraud []  Scrapyard Reject []
Other (give details) ..........................................................

PARENTS :
Name of Mother:  ........................................
Name of Father (If known): (West Indians should list all posibilities on a
separate sheet): ........................................
Fathers occupation :    Peat Cutter             []
                        Bus Conductor           []
                        Lavatory Attendant      []
                        Underground Guard       []

MARITAL STATUS :        Single                  []
                        Shacking Up             []
                        Common Law Marriage     []
                        Informal                []
                        Just Screwing Around    []

Number of children:     Illegitimate ........   Legitimate (if any) ........

HOBBIES :
Mugging []      Prostitution []      Pimping []      Theft []      Murder []

ASIANS ONLY :
When and where did you illegally enter Britain?................................

INCOME : List your current income from these sources:
Theft ......     Prostitution ......     Fraud ......    DHSS .................

ASIANS ONLY :
Are you toilet trained?         Yes []       No []      Don't Know []

Please state below, in not more than 50 words, your greatest ambition ( other
than sleeping with a white woman). Applicants who do not know 50 words of
English may draw pictures.




        Please  return the  completed form  together with  a recent photograph.
West Indians  and Asians may omit  the photograph  on account that you all look
the bleeding same.

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If you found this funny then you obviously have a very sick sense of humor.  If
you did not find it at all sick and insulting,  then you are prime material for
the National Front.  In this case please look in  your telephone  directory for
the nearest EXIT phone number,  ring them,  and take their advice, as there are
enough sick b**tards around already.
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