A WORD FOR ALL SEASONS ====================== FUCK: Our most versatile word. By its stress and inflection it can describe many emotions; no other word can be used with so many grammatical nuances. It can be used as a moun (I don't give a fuck), as an adjective (It's a fucking beauty), as a verb it ist transitive form (the game was fucked by the weather), and its intransitive form (he well and truly fucked it up), in the past tense (I was fucked, in the present tense (Iam fucked) and in the future tense (I'll be fucked). Many everyday expressions show its true versatility: Denial....................I didn't fucking do it. Perplexity................I know fuck-all about it. Apathy....................Who gives a fuck anyway. Greetings.................How the fuck are you. Resignation...............Oh fuck it. Derision..................He fuck's everything up. Suspicion.................Who the fuck are you. Panic.....................Let's get the fuck out of here. The word has been used by some very notable people throughout history, the more well known being. "What the fuck was that"........................Mayor of Hiroshima "Look at all those fucking Indians".............General Custer "Where the fuck's all the water coming from"....Captain of the Titanic "That's not a fucking gun"......................John Lennon "The fucking throttle's stuck!".................Geoff Back "Sleep, who needs fucking sleep ?"..............Geoff Back "Reading, its only fucking 60 miles away !".....Geoff Back "Where the fuck did that central reservation come from ???"...........................Geoff Back "Who's going to fucking know"...................President Nixon "Head's are going to fucking roll"..............Anne Boleyn "Who let that fucking woman drive"..............Space shuttle captain "Watch him, he'll have some fucker's eye out"...King Harold "I thought I could smell fucking petrol"........Nikki lauda "What fucking map"..............................Mark Thatcher "She's just a fucking secretary"................Cecil Parkinson "Any fucker can understand that"................Einstein "It fucking looks like her".....................Picasso "What fucking log"..............................Richard Branson "What the fuck do you mean I'm forever blowing bubbles"........................Michael Jackson "How the fuck do you work that out".............Pythagorus "You want what on the fucking ceiling"..........Michaelangelo "Fuck-a-duck"...................................Walt disney "Why ? - because its fucking there".............Edmund Hilary "I didn't want to fucking go anyway"............Seb Coe "Just a fucking wall"...........................Peter Elliot "I don't suppose its fucking raining"...........Joan of Arc "What a way to make a fucking living"...........Cynthia Payne "Who gives a fuck what its name is".............Elizabeth II "I haven't got a fucking clue"..................Miss Marple "Scattered showers my fucking arse".............Noah "Armada, what the fuck is an armada"............Sir Francis Drake