Well, here it is, the much promised, much threatened Happy Loving Couples test. Hang on to your stomachs, it could be a sickening ride... 1) Have you ever said "I love you" in public? 2) Have you ever said "I love you" over the telephone? 3) Have you ever said "I love you" where you could have been overheard? 4) Have you ever phoned your partner just to hear their voice? 5) Have you ever phoned your partner from a foreign country just to hear their voice? 6) Do you keep all your partner's letters to you somewhere special? 7) Have you ever gone to sleep saying "I love you" rather than "Night night" etc? 8) Do you regularly use the pronoun "we" (or "us") without having to explain? 9) Do you and your partner have a private language? 10) Have you and your partner ever joint signed a birthday or Christmas card? 11) Have you and your partner ever joint recieved a Christmas card? 12) Have you ever left a cutesome/romantic message around the room on a Post-It note? 13) Have you ever dedicated a book, thesis, or similar to your partner? 14) Are you on first name terms with your partner's parents? 15) Are you on first name terms with your partner's scout? 16) Have you ever kissed in public? 17) Have you ever rubbed noses in public? 18) Have you ever sat on each others laps in public? 19) Have you ever hugged, held hands or put your arms around your partner's shoulders or waist in public? 20) Have you ever fallen asleep on your partner's shoulder etc in public? 21) Have you ever offended friends with a public display of intimacy? 22) Do you ever "just sleep" with your partner? 23) Have you ever fed each other in public? 24) Have you ever discussed scars with your partner? 25) Have you ever shared a toothbrush with your partner? (No sick interpretations.) 26) Have you ever given or recieved breakfast in bed? (Again, no sick interpretations.) 27) Have you ever been on holiday together? 28) Have you ever worn each others clothes? 29) Have you ever gone shopping for food together? 30) Have you ever gone shopping for clothes together? 31) Have you ever eaten tete-a-tete in a restaurant? 32) Have you ever eaten in a restaurant with your partner and parents (yours, theirs or both)? 33) Have you ever shared a pizza with your partner? 34) Have you ever shared fish and chips with your partner? 35) Have you ever supported your partner on a diet? 36) Have you ever gone vegetarian for your partner? 37) Have you ever gone punting tete-a-tete? 38) Have you ever gone for a stroll in the parks tete-a-tete? 39) Have you ever gone to a movie, just the two of you (and watched most of it)? 40) Have you ever gone to a movie just because your partner wanted to see it? 41) Do you and your partner have insipid romantic nicknames for each other? 42) Have you ever used such nicknames in public? 43) Have you ever used such nicknames in the Valentine's column of a newspaper? 44) Have you ever lost all track of time whilst with your partner? 45) Have you ever spent more than ten minutes staring into your partner's eyes? 46) Can you remember when and where you and your partner first met? 47) Can you remember when and where you and your partner first hugged? 48) Can you remember when and where you and your partner first kissed? 49) Can you remember when and where you and your partner first made love? 50) Do you keep your partner's photo on your wall or in your wallet, etc? 51) Have you ever travelled more than 5 miles just to be with your partner? 52) Have you ever travelled more than 20 miles just to be with your partner? 53) Have you ever travelled more than 100 miles just to be with your partner? 54) Have you ever travelled to another country just to be with your partner? 55) Have you ever travelled to another continent just to be with your partner? 56) Have you ever bitched about your exes together? 57) Have you ever discussed, securely and smugly, the hypothetical possibility of infidelity? 58) Have you ever allowed partner to win at a game (eg chess, Trivial Pursuit,etc)? 59) Have you ever composed love songs or poems for your partner? 60) Have you ever indulged in flower donation or receipt? 61) Have you ever exchanged jewellery? 62) Have you ever bought your partner a present when it wasn't their birthday or Christmas? 63) Have you ever dropped round for a quick caff and ended up staying for hours with nothing grossly physical happening? 64) Have you ever had "a song"? 65) Have you ever read a book to your partner? 66) Have you ever read a book whilst in bed with your partner? 67) Can you recite your partner's full home address and telephone number (including post code and STD code)? 68) Do you ever finish each others sentences? 69) Have you ever nursed your partner through illness? 70) Have you ever visited your partner at their familial home? 71) Do you remember your partner's obscure likes and dislikes? 72) Do you ever do quizzes and/or crosswords together? 73) Have you ever walked with your arms round each other in a position where this is pointlessly awkward? 74) Do you always turn up to rendezvous together? 75) Do you ever look sadly indulgent of your partner's foibles? 76) Do you know all of your partner's purity test answers? 77) Have you ever had "a tiff"? 78) Have you ever referred to it as "a tiff"? 79) Do people automatically give messages or things for your partner to you (or vice versa)? 80) Have you ever been to a fancy dress party in coordinated costumes? 81) Have you ever lost friends due to a continuing relationship? 82) Have you ever seen your partner off from a railway station, bus station, airport, etc? 83) Have you ever picked your partner up from a railway station, bus station, airport, etc? 84) Do you know your partner's PIN? 85) Do you tend to pay for things jointly? 86) Can you automatically work out whose turn it is to pay without discussion or argument? 87) Do you have a duplicate key to your partner's room/house/college? 88) Do you keep a spare set of toiletries at your partner's? 89) Do you keep clothes at your partner's? 90) Have you ever done your partner's washing, darning, etc? 91) Have you ever shared the cooking/a meal not in a restaurant? 92) Have you ever replanned your education or career to be closer to your partner? 93) Have you ever moved in together? 94) Have you ever contemplated a joint mortgage? 95) Have you ever talked seriously about marriage? 96) Have you ever talked seriously about having children? 97) Have you ever been engaged? 98) Have you ever actually got married? 99) Have you ever actually had children? 100) Have you ever done the HLC test together? Anyone who wants to copy this, feel free. If you have any suggestions for extra questions then please add them yourself.