What goes 1,2,3,18,19,20 ? A postman in Lockerbie %% What's the difference between 1st and 2nd class on a Pan Am Jumbo Jet ? About 20 miles ! %% What's the difference between an elephant and a militant feminist ? About 2 stone and a pair of dungarees. %% How many governmant ministers does it take to change a light bulb ? 51 : 1 to change the bulb and 50 to go to the bahamas to see how they change bulbs over there. %% It is a popular joke in Boston about Harvard & MIT (Mass Inst of Tech) At the express counter of a grocery store in Cambridge, the cashier asked the young man, "Are you from MIT where people don't read, or are you from Harvard where people don't count?" [submitted by u86fwa] %%