ALWAYS LISTEN TO EXPERTS.THEY'LL TELL YOU WHAT CAN'T BE DONE, AND WHY.
			   THEN DO IT.

  IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN KNOWN THAT ONE HORSE CAN RUN FASTER THAN ANOTHER
	       BUT WHICH ONE? DIFFERENCES ARE CRUCIAL.

		 A MOTION TO ADJERN IS ALWAYS IN ORDER.

		  IT IS BETTER TO COPULATE THAN NEVER.

     MONEY IS A POWERFUL APHRODISIAC. BUT FLOWERS WORK ALMOST AS WELL.

		    ALL MEN ARE CREATED UNEQUAL.

	SEX SHOULD BE FRIENDLY. OTHERWISE STICK TO MACHANICLE TOYS.
			IT'S MORE SANITARY.

	     A ZYGOTE IS A GAMETES WAY OF MAKING MORE GAMETES.
		THIS MAY BE THE PURPOSE BEHIND THE UNIVERSE.

       ALWAYS PLACE YOUR CLOTHES WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM IN THE DARK.

	 AN ELEPHANT: A MOUSE BUILT TO GOVERNMENT SPECIFICATIONS.

		       EVERYBODY LIES ABOUT SEX.

		MONEY IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY
		      WOMEN LIKE TO BE FLATTERED.
			    SO DO MEN.

	  NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF HUMAN STUPIDITY.

		     CERTANILY THE GAME IS RIGGED
		     BUT DON'T LET THAT STOP YOU.
		    IF YOU DON'T BET, YOU CAN'T WIN.

	      ANY PRIEST OR SHAMEN MUST BE PRESUMED GUILTY
		       UNTILL PROVEN INNOCENT.

		THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO CONSOLE A WIDOW.
			BUT REMEMBER THE RISKS.

	     LITTLE GIRLS, LIKE BUTTERFLIES, NEED NO EXCUSE.

     THE TRUTH OF A PROPOSITION HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IS CREDIBILITY.
			     AND VICE VERSA.

		    $100 PLACED AT 7% INTEREST COMPOUNDED
	       ANUALLY FOR 200 YEARS WILL INCRESE TO MORE THAN
	     $100,000,000 BY WHICH TIME IT WILL BE WORTH NOTHING.

		   NO STATE HAS THE RIGHT TO SURVIVE
		   THROUGH CONSCRIPT TROOPS, AND IN
		    THE LONG RUN NO STATE EVER HAS.
		   ROMAN MATRONS USED TO SAY TO THEIR
		   SONS :'COME BACK WITH YOUR SHIELD,
			      OR ON IT.'
		     LATER ON THIS CUSTOM DECLINED.
			     SO DID ROME.

		    CHEOP'S LAW: NOTHING EVER GET
		     BUILT ON SCHEDULE OR WITHIN
			       BUDGET

			YOU LIVE AND LERN, OR
			 YOU DON'T LIVE LONG

		   ALWAYS TELL HER SHE IS BEUTIFUL.
		      ESPECIALLY IF SHE ISN'T

		  NEVER TRY TO OUT STUBBORN A CAT

		       YEILD TO TEMPTATION...
		   IT MAY NOT COME YOUR WAY AGAIN

		      CLIMAT IS WHAT WE EXPECT.
		       WEATHER IS WHAT WE GET.

	       A COMMITTE IS A LIFE FORM WITH SIX
		  OR MORE LEGS, AND NO BRAIN.

	     ANYTHING FREE IS WORTH WHAT YOU PAY FOR IT.

		 DON'T TRY TO GET THE LAST WORD...
			 YOU MAY GET IT.

			      SOVEREIGN..
		     A WORD BETWEEN SOBER AND SOZZLED.

		  A MAN WHO MAKES NO MISTAKES DOES NOT
			 USUALLY MAKE ANYTHING.

		      WOMEN ARE ONLY GOOD FOR ONE THING...
		   AND THEN THEY USUALLY MESS UP THE DRYING UP.


				EXTRACTS FROM THE NOTE BOOK OF...
					     LAZARUS LONG...
						  1911-4000
						    TIME TRAVLER