I'm sure you can imagine it is as simple as can be The place is in Cambridge The players He and She She whispered "will it hurt me?" "Ofcourse not!" he answered "It is a simple process you can rely on me" She said "I am rather frightened I have not done it before" He started to convince her "It would not hurt at all" "Really!" she consented and he started on her Half an hour later neither spoke a word It was getting rather painful The tears came to her eyes "It is hurting quite a lot! It must be quite a size!!!" "Now calm yourself" he said His face betrayed again "Just open slightly wider and let me get it in" "It's coming out!!" he told her "I know" she said in bliss Suddenly she gave a shout "Thank god! you have pulled it out!!" Now if you have read this carefully It's the dentist you'll find and what you have been thinking it's just your dirty mind