1. Platonic Relations Have you ever done any of the following: 1. kissed a friend or stranger on their hands or their head/neck region as a friendly gesture? 2. held hands with someone? 3. had a date? 4. had a date past 1 a.m.? 5. dated someone on a regular basis? 6. picked someone up? 7. been picked up? 8. gone steady? 9. slow danced? 1 10. had the symptoms of Russian fingers? 2 11. had the symptoms of Roman hands? 12. shared a bed, sleeping bag, or sleeping accommodations with someone without anything steamy happenings? 13. given a back or neck rub or massage with no ulterior motive? 14. used tickling as a pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine? 15. directly asked someone whom you were not going out with and had never gone out with if they were a virgin? 16. used physical strength, physical power, or any physical prowess, or prowesslessness as a factor in pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine? 17. secretly lusted after someone without that person knowing? 18. dropped subtle hints to someone whom you liked/loved/wanted, hoping that they would pick up on it? _______________________________________________________________________________ Although this section is termed Auto-erotica and mono-sexualism, the events herein still count even if you are with someone else at the time. It was so named because predominantly these activities, like the harp, (and the porcelain goddess) is essentially a solo event. 2. Auto-erotica and Mono-sexualism Have you ever done the following: 19. had an arousing dream? (Wet dreams and the such.) 20. been sexually aroused? 21. uttered/muttered/yelled/screamed (or in other words verbally expressed) obscenities? 22. fantasized about your long-term instructor, mentor, or someone who is superior to you? (One day skydiving teachers, or two hour ski instructors and the such do not count.) 23. fantasized about your lawyer, doctor, nurse, psychiatrist or someone with whom you are having a professional relationship with? 24. fantasized about someone you know personally but not closely? 25. fantasized about anyone and wanked at the same time? 26. read or bought pornographic periodicals? 27. read sexually explicit literature? 28. gone skinny dipping alone? 29. made obscene phone calls? 30. phoned up any recorded phone sex numbers? (e.g. 0800 272 272 272, 0227 454600,01 580 5255 etc.please note that these are fifty pence calls in addition to toll charges and long distance charges.) 31. phoned up any live phone sex numbers? 32. stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are male? 33. shaved your genital pubic hair? 34. shaved your genital pubic hair on a fairly regular basis? 35. wanked? 36. wanked at least five times in one twenty-four hour period? 37. wanked on a fairly regular basis of no less than once a fortnight? 38. wanked where you could have been discovered? (In a crowd, in public, city parks, gym/dorm/barracks showers,cinema etc.) 39. wanked out in the wilds or in nature with no nearby civilization? 40. wanked to orgasm? 41. wanked while reading either pornographic or sexually explicit materials? 42. wanked while driving a moving, land vehicle? (Car, RV, truck, motorcycle, hearse, etc.) 43. wanked while on the phone? (No kinky interpretations of on the phone. This is legit.) 44. wanked while in a bathroom of the opposite sex? 45. wanked while watching an 18 or X-rated film? 46. seen any burlesque show? (Rocky Horror counts) 47. been to a peep show? 48. been to a private showing of a pornographic movie? 49. seen a pornographic movie in a theater? 50. walked around in your room/apartment/house/habitation in the nude? (Must be a serious walk; five minutes of going around trying to find your undies after a shower doesn't make it.) 51. walked around in a public or semi-public area with a top (shirt, T-shirt, etc) but no bottoms (pants, shorts, etc)? (Dorm hallways, lobby areas, etc. are acceptable; however locker rooms and bathrooms and such place where this behavior is not proscribed does not count.) 52. bought blatant sexual objects? (This means that if you buy a bottle tm of Coke and you use it as a dildo, it really doesn't count. Think: design and function.) 53. owned any erotic art pieces? (Like that phallic symbol in the cat woman scene in A Clockwork Orange.) 54. sculpted erotic-obscene artworks in food (predominantly bananas, carrots, apples...)? 55. eaten any erotic food items? (Chocolate tits, banana dicks, etc.) 56. sculpted erotic-obscene artworks in soap, wood, or any other carvable material (that isn't food)? 57. made an X or R-rated snowman or snow-woman? 58. tasted your own orgasmic liquids? 59. inserted your finger into your rectum? 3 60. used ben-wa balls ? 61. performed oral sex on yourself? (Yes, this is possible(?????-ed)) 62. willingly pissed on the garments that you were wearing at the time? (In other words: piss in your pants; wet yourself; had an accident.) 63. willingly pissed on any part of your body? 64. willingly defecated on the garments that you were wearing at the time? (In other words: shit in your pants; had a serious accident.) 65. willingly defecated on yourself? (In other words: sick.) _______________________________________________________________________________ 3. Legislative Misfits and Other Ethical Questions Have you ever done any of the following: 66. administered a whole Purity Test or are in the process of administering a whole Purity Test of any version? (That's where you are the test administrator in a Purity Test Party. See Instructions for Use for further information.) 67. taken Purity Tests of any versions more than 5 times? 68. lied on any previous Purity Tests? 69. exaggerated about any sexual experiences? 70. broken your word, promise, or vow? 71. written graffitti? 72. plagiarized? 73. shoplifted? 74. stolen? 75. made out a cheque that bounced? 76. committed breaking and entering? 77. told someone that you loved them when you did not? 78. told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted to have sex with them? 79. fantasized about someone else other than your partner while you were engaged in sex, oral sex, or mutual wanking? 80. intentionally listened in onto other people having sex, oral sex, or mutual wanking without their knowing it? 81. used alcohol to lower someone else's inhibitions for the intent of sex or oral sex? 82. used drugs to lower someone else's inhibitions for the intent of sex or oral sex? 83. forced or coerced someone into having intimate physical relations with you? 84. had dates with more than one person in the same night while one or more of the people involved were not aware of your actions? 85. gone steady with two or more people at the same time with one or more of the people unaware of what you were doing? 86. gone steady with two or more people at the same time with all of them knowing that you were doing it? 87. pissed on someone else intentionally? (Piss fights!) 88. pissed in cup, bottle, pitcher or any such receptacle that was not originally designed for such purpose excepting urinalysis incidents? 89. pissed anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse, tree, bush or any commonly accepted piss hole? (For instance: in the kitchen sink, or in the family car's glove compartment.) 90. pissed from higher than the fifth floor, or equivalent height, above ground level out of a building or off a bridge or any such permanent structure (e.g. the Grand Canyon)? 91. defecated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse or any commonly accepted shit hole? (Camping/hiking trips in which bathroom/outhouse access are nil do not count.) 92. stored any excretia in your refrigerator, oven, or any food storage/preparation appliance? 93. stored evacuated excretia anywhere else in your room, apartment, house, habitation, office, etc? 94. entered a bathroom of the opposite sex and was not accompanied by someone of the opposite sex and was not involved in a search and/or rescue mission at the time? 4 95. mooned or goosed someone? 96. streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself in public before (or after) an informal, unofficial gathering of people? 97. streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself in public before a formal (official) gathering of people? (Such as for a function, stage performance, charity dinner, etc.) 98. been arrested? (Picture taken and all that wonderful, free stuff.) 99. received money or some favour to have sex, oral sex, or mutual wanking? 100. given money or some favour to have sex, oral sex, or mutual wanking? 101. thought you might be or might have unintentionally caused someone to be pregnant? 102. had or gave someone an unwanted pregnancy? 103. fucked while either you or your partner but not both were under the age of consent of the state that you were in then? 104. given a sympathy fuck? 105. initiated sex with someone for the sake of sex only? 106. willingly committed incest? 107. been involved in adultery? 108. stolen the underwear of someone you know for a purpose other than that of a practical joke or to just ire the person? (A bunch of guys invading the women's dorm on a mission of panty raids does not count.) 109. intentionally taken someone's underwear and didn't know who it belonged to? _______________________________________________________________________________ 4. Drugs Have you ever done any of the following: 110. had an alcoholic drink? 111. been intoxicated? 112. threw-up from too much alcohol? 113. passed out due to excessive alcohol? 114. forgotten events that occurred while you were drunk? 115. smoked tobacco? 116. chewed tobacco? 117. bought controlled/illicit drugs, or any compound scheduled by the DEA, in violation of the law? 118. sold or re-sold controlled/illicit substances, or any compound scheduled by the DEA, in violation of the law? 119. taken stimulants? 120. taken depressants excluding alcohol? 121. inhaled nitrous oxide (NO ) while not visiting a dentist? 2 122. inhaled anything containing butyl nitrate? 123. taken valium? 124. smoked marijuana/sensemilia? 125. smoked marijuana/sensemilia more than four times? 126. eaten marijuana/sensemilia? 127. eaten marijuana or sensemilia more than four times? 128. taken opiate in any form? 129. taken opiate in any form more than twice? 130. used cocaine? 131. used cocaine more than four times? 132. injected any drugs into your body for any other purpose other than medical? 133. injected any one drug into your body for any purpose other than that of medical more than twice? 134. taken PCP? 135. taken PCP more than twice? 136. taken d-lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD-25), peyote, or psilocybin? 137. taken LSD, peyote, or psilocybin more than twice? 138. taken LSD more than six times? 139. deliberately injured yourself so as to obtain medication? 140. played any games in which there was a mystery as to who would be getting drugs and who wouldn't, yet everybody plays in it? (e.g. Who's got the pill, where half the cups (of soda) would have LSD in it and the other half wouldn't and everybody picks a cup and drinks it and wonders who gets lucky.) 141. fucked while using cocaine? 142. fucked while under the influence of marijuana/sensemilia? 143. fucked while under the influence of LSD, peyote, or psilocybin? _______________________________________________________________________________ For this section, it you are mostly a: - heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the words someone or partner, is to be someone of the opposite gender. - gay, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the words someone or partner, is to be someone of your own gender. - 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the words someone or partner, is to be someone of the opposite gender. 5. Non Platonic Have you done any of the following: 144. propositioned someone for necking or petting? 145. propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual wanking? 146. pinched or patted someone else's buttocks? 147. french kissed? 148. been kissed below the neck but not including arms or hands? 149. kissed someone else below the neck but not including arms or hands? 150. necked? 151. petted above the waist? 152. petted below the waist? 153. kissed on the first date? 154. necked on the first date? 155. petted above the waist on the first date? 156. petted below the waist on the first date? 157. given a love-bite? 158. received a love-bite? 159. fondled or stroked someone else's clothed legs? 160. fondled or stroked someone else's bare legs? 161. fondled or stroked someone else's frontal chest/torso region? 162. had your frontal chest/torso region fondled or stroked? 163. been involved with pelvic thrusting while fully clothed? 164. had your fingers licked or sucked? 165. had your ear or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked, or nibbled? 166. licked, breathed onto, sucked, or nibbled an ear or ear region? 167. licked or sucked someone else's finger(s)? 168. fondled someone who was asleep? 169. given a back massage with ulterior motives? 170. given a back massage that lead to something steamier? 171. seen someone else completely nude and the person was under good lighting conditions? 172. been seen completely nude under good lighting condition by someone else? 173. been in someone's company while both of you were completely nude? 174. bathed or showered with someone? 175. let someone else wash you while you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself. (This means that it doesn't count if you were in the hospital with two broken arms and the nurse washed you, no matter how cute she is.) 176. gone skinny dipping in mixed company? 177. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's clothed breast? 178. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's bare breast? 179. licked, sucked, or nibbled on someone else's nipple? 180. had your nipple licked, sucked, or nibbled upon? 181. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's covered genitals? 182. had your covered genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled? 183. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's bare genitals? 184. had your bare genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled? 185. had an orgasm while petting? 186. given your partner an orgasm while petting? 187. given or received finger scratch marks? 188. performed oral sex? 189. received oral sex? 5 190. done sixty-nine ? 191. performed mutual wanking? 192. fucked? (No need for orgasm; penetration counts.) 193. fucked on the first date? 194. fucked without the use of birth control devices? (Rhythm, prayer and hope methods do not count.) 195. fucked with a virgin? (Not yourself.) 196. fucked with a religious officiary. (Priest, nun, mother-superior, cardinal, Pope(????), etc.) _______________________________________________________________________________ This section of the test deals with whether you have done things with people whom you may not be altogether comfortable, therefore in this section of the test, if you are mostly a: - heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the words someone or partner, is to be someone of your own gender. - gay, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the words someone or partner, is someone of the opposite gender. - 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the words someone or partner, is to be someone of your own gender. 6. Non Primary Choice Relations Have you ever done any of the following: 197. held hands or otherwise displayed public affection? 198. kissed someone on the lips? 199. french kissed someone? 200. necked? 201. petted? 202. received manual sex? 203. given manual sex? 204. received oral sex? 205. given oral sex 206. fucked? 207. had anal sex? (The use of fingers or any phallic objects in this case would also count.) 208. done 69? 209. propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual wanking? 210. yielded willingly to a proposition from someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual wanking? 211. been a participant in a who's-physically-better-equipped verification contest? (Contestants must be of same gender; spectators, judges, umpires, and verifiers may be of different gender.) 212. gave money or favour for sex, oral sex, or mutual wanking? 213. received money or favours for sex, oral sex, or mutual wanking? 214. fondled someone who was asleep? 215. attempted to seduce someone? 216. allowed yourself to be seduced? 217. had an orgasm while petting? 218. gave your partner an orgasm while petting? 219. fucked, oral sex, or mutual wanking with more than 10 people? 220. stroked or fondled the clothed legs of someone? 221. stroked or fondled the bare legs of someone? 222. stroked or fondled the clothed chest/torso region of someone? 223. stroked or fondled the bare chest/torso region of someone? 224. stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the clothed genitals of someone else? 225. stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the bare genitals of someone else? 226. been in a menage-a-trois of people of the same sex? _______________________________________________________________________________ For any of the questions in this section, a yes answer is in order if it is something that you do as an alternative to other sexual gratifications or as an aid and/or in conjunction with other means of sexual gratification, or in other words, have you done it in a serious basis? Trying it a few times to see what it's like does not count. 7. Alternate Choices Do any of the following apply: 227. been decidedly heterosexual? 228. been decidedly gay? 229. been decidedly bisexual? 6 230. practiced bestiality ? 231. practiced transvesticism? 7 232. practiced sadism ? 8 233. practiced masochism ? 234. practiced bondage? 235. practiced domination? 236. practiced submission? 9 237. practiced sodomy ? 10 238. practiced cocrophilia ? 11 239. practiced frotteurism ? 12 240. practiced klismaphilia ? 13 241. practiced necrophilia ? 14 242. practice mysophilia ? 15 243. practice scoptophilia ? 16 244. practiced urophilia ? 245. owned an underwear collection of underwears not belonging to you? 246. been a foot fetishist to any degree? 17 247. been a voyeur ? 248. been an exhibitionist? _______________________________________________________________________________ This section relates to what you have or have not done. Accordingly, the group of people we are speaking of are of both genders. In questions where groups of people are concerned, there must be at least one person in the group who is of the opposite gender. 8. Group Sexual Relations Have you ever done any of the following: 249. listened to dirty jokes in mixed company? 250. told dirty jokes in mixed company? 251. discussed wanking? (Bringing up the topic of masturbation during Purity Testing does not cut it as discussed wanking.) 252. played a game in which it may require you or others to disrobe themselves? 253. played a game in which it may require you or others to perform an action on another participant? 254. been in intimate contact with more than one person at the same time while all of you were nude? 255. fucked with more than 10 people? 256. fucked with more than 1 person in a 24 hour period? 257. fucked with both genders in a 24 hour period? 18 258. been in a bisexual/heterosexual menage-a-trois ? 259. fucked or oral sex with a person and his/her parent? 260. fucked, oral sex, mutual wanking, necking, or petting with a person and his/her sibling? 261. been involved in a two (or more) in one? 262. been involved in a gang bang? (Step right up; come and get it while it's hot.) 263. been in a circle of fuck? 264. been in a 69 circle? 265. been to a (cooking, baby, Wesson) oil party? 266. participated in a heterosexual orgy or been involved in group sex? (Four people or more; partners must be exchanged.) 267. participated in a bisexual orgy or group sex? (Four people or more; partners must be exchanged.) 19 268. participated in a fuck-a-thon ? (Where the object is to see how many times you can do it in the certain amount of time.) _______________________________________________________________________________ This section measures your kinkiness. Therefore, the questions apply to both actions and events occurring while you were alone as well as when you were with someone else. 9. Extracurricular, deviant conduct 9.1. Non sentient objects Have you ever done any of the following: tm 269. used a bowling pin, Coke bottle, or something along those general shapes for masturbatory or sexual purposes? 270. wanked using the aid of food? 271. eaten the food used in wanking after masturbation? 272. eaten a lab dissection? 273. inserted food into yours or someone else's anus? 274. eaten the food after it was extracted/evacuated from yours or someone else's anus? 275. received an enema for a purpose than that of medical? 276. used a basket, garbage can, or any other comparable sized receptacle for target practice wanking? 277. used a mechanical hand-holdable device in aiding or replacing wanking? (Vibrator, massager, vacuum cleaner, etc.) 278. used a feather or any other tickling device for the purpose of tickling? 279. used ice for sexual purposes? 280. used whipped cream for sexual purposes? 281. used hot/melted wax for sexual purposes? 282. put food, gravy, syrup, salad dressing, candy, peanut butter, honey or anything else edible on your partner's body and then eaten it? 283. used any household syrup, sandwich spreading, oil, salad dressing, or any like substances for sexual purposes? 284. used ropes, chains, cuffs or any other such device for bondage purposes? 285. used a whip, chain, cat-o-nine-tails, or something similar for pain? 286. worn a leather/grore suit? 287. used an inflatable doll? 288. humped an inanimate object like a pillow, (dinner) liver, hole in the wall, sausages, bananas, etc? 289. fucked or oral sex with a dead person? 290. inserted a small animal or creature into your rectum? (Either alive or dead.) 291. fucked, or oral sex with your (dead) dinner animal or creature? 292. attempted to have sex, oral sex, or (mutual) wanking with a live animal, but failed? 293. fucked, oral sex, or (mutual) wanking with a smallish animal? (Dogs, cats, rabbits, lab rats, gerbils, etc.) 294. fucked, oral sex, or (mutual) wanking with a wild animal? (Tigers, elephants, cougars, snakes, aardvarks, etc.) 295. fucked, oral sex, or (mutual) wanking with a domesticated farm animal? (Cow, pig, chicken, sheep, etc.) 296. mutilated any living animal or creature for your pleasures? 297. fucked with a live animal? (Any size.) ?These three questions differ from those above in that ones above measure your variation in animal choice, and the questions down here measure what you do with the animals.| 298. received oral sex from a live animal? (Any size.) 299. gave oral sex to a live animal? (Any size.) 300. fucked, oral sex, or (mutual) wanking with a single type animal more than once? (Alive or dead.) 301. fucked, oral sex, or (mutual) wanking with more than one kind of animal? (Alive or dead.) 302. cross dressed in the undergarments of the opposite sex for a sexual purpose? (This means that school plays, initiations, and the such don't count.) 303. stuffed your pants or bra while you were cross-dressed for your sexual purpose? 304. had your head inserted into a urinal or toilet bowl willingly? (Doing this in a pristine, show-room model does not count.) 305. worn an groinal underwear on your head? (Panties, jock-strap, etc.) 306. eaten, sucked, licked, nibbled, or otherwise inserted unwashed, used crotch piece of underwear into your mouth while the said underwear was not being worn at the time? 307. deliberately sniffed or smelled the crotch piece of unwashed, used underwear while it was not being worn at the time? 308. played in or with shit? 309. worn or used a jonny, or any feminine hygiene contraption that has already been used by someone else? _______________________________________________________________________________ This section tries to figure out how many places you have done it. It applies only to those situations in which you were with someone else. 9.2. Locality Have you ever done any of the following: 310. necked or petted in a place of religion? (Church, temple, altar, Grand Holy Cabbage Head Patch, etc.) 311. fucked, been involved in oral sex or mutual wanking in a place of religion? 312. fucked, been involved in oral sex or mutual wanking in a place of the dead? (Morgue, mortuary, cemetery, etc.) 313. necked or petted in a place of the dead? 314. fucked, been involved in oral sex, or mutual wanking in a contraption of the dead? (Coffin, hearse, etc.) 315. necked or petted in a contraption of the dead? 316. fucked, been involved in oral sex or mutual wanking in a car, station wagon, van, minivan, minibus, fuckmobile, or any moderately sized, land-road based vehicle not in excess of 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight? 317. necked or petted in a car, station wagon, van, minivan, minibus, fuckmobile, or any moderately sized, land-road based vehicle not in excess of 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight? 318. fucked, been involved in oral sex or mutual wanking in a land-road based vehicle in excess of 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight? (Truck, tank, armored vehicle, road-roller, etc.) 319. necked or petted in a land-road based vehicle in excess of 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight? 320. fucked been involved in oral sex or mutual wanking in a land based, non road dependant vehicle? (Train, subway, roller-coaster, etc.) 321. fucked, received oral sex, been wanked, performed oral sex, wanked someone else, necked, or petted in a water based, vehicular transport medium locomoted by manual power? (Row boat, surfboard, floating bathtub, etc. While it may be true that the surfboard, or whatever, need not be in water at the time, we are making it the case here; so for it to be valid point, the thing must be in the water at the time.) 322. fucked, received oral sex, been wanked, performed oral sex, wanked someone else, necked, or petted in a water based, wind or propeller driven transport medium not in excess of 80 feet? (Yacht, PT boat, etc.) 323. fucked, received oral sex, been wanked, performed oral sex, wanked someone else, necked, or petted in a water based, wind or propeller driven transport medium that is in excess of 80 feet? (Ship, battleship, aircraft carrier, nuclear submarine, etc.) 324. fucked, received oral sex, been wanked, performed oral sex, wanked someone else, necked, or petted in an aircraft? (Airplane, helicopter, hovercraft, balloon, zeppelin, flying carpet, flying saucer, etc.) 325. fucked in a household room other than a bedroom? 326. fucked on the floor (but not the roof)? 327. fucked on any furniture that is indoors but is not a bed, table, desk, counter-top, a nor anything that is predominantly used for sitting, or to be used as a table/desk? 328. fucked, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual wanking in a telephone booth, voting booth, automatic photograph takers, or any such small, non-moving enclosure that was not designed for such activities? 329. fucked, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual wanking in an elevator, people-mover, escalator, or any building internal people moving device? 330. fucked, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual wanking up a tree but not in a tree house or similar structure? 331. fucked participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual wanking on a roof of a building in excess of 5 floors? 332. fucked, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual wanking inside or within the confines of a hedge, bush, other natural vegetation which can provide a wall effect, cave, rock overhang, in a well, or any other secluded, outdoor, non-vegetative shielding structure? 333. fucked, oral sex, or mutual wanking in the snow? (Spring thaw acceptable.) 334. fucked, oral sex, or mutual wanking in a place where the prevailing, ambient temperature (of the air immediately surrounding you) was below the freezing point of water? 335. fucked, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual wanking in a place where you could have been discovered? 336. fucked, oral sex, or mutual wanking in a water-filled bath-tub, hot tub, under a shower, running water (as in waterfalls, tropical, torrential downpour, monsoons, etc.)? 337. fucked, oral sex, or mutual wanking in a body of water? (swimming pool, swimming hole, pond, lake, lagoon, sea, ocean, etc) 338. fucked, oral sex, or mutual wanking in a bathroom of the opposite sex? _______________________________________________________________________________ 9.3. Style Have you ever done any of the following: 339. watched while someone else wanked? 340. orgasmed on somebody? 341. orgasmed in somebody if you are a male or had someone orgasm in you if you are a female? 342. been involved in the use of a penis as a leash or bludgeoning device? 343. been involved in oxygen deprivation for sexual enhancement? (Nitrous oxide does not count.) 344. willingly made video tapes or had pictures taken while having sex, oral sex, or mutual wanking? 345. willingly made audio recordings while having sex, oral sex, or mutual wanking? 346. talked dirty while having sex, oral sex, or mutual wanking? 347. intentionally made more noise than necessary while having sex, oral sex, or mutual wanking so as to put on a good show for whoever may be listening in? 348. had a family pet or domesticated animal walk over you or your partner during sex? 349. had a general emergency arise while you were steeped in sex? (Such as: house on fire, flash flood, private plane crash lands in your dwelling...) 350. fucked, oral sex, or mutual wanking with someone in which there is an age difference of more than 10 years? 351. taken nude pictures of someone else? 352. had nude pictures of you taken? 353. been involved in breast fucking? (aka "The Hawaiian Muscle Fuck") 354. participated in fist-fucking? 355. fucked for more than three hours in a single session of sex? 356. been bruised during sex, oral sex, or mutual wanking? 357. bruised someone else during sex, oral sex, or mutual wanking? 358. been injured during sex, oral sex, or mutual wanking? 359. orgasmed more the three times in one session of sex? 360. disturbed other people by the making of excessive noise while you and your partner were having sex? 361. fucked, oral sex, or mutual wanking while you were driving (the car or boat or whatever vehicle)? 362. fucked doggie fashion? 363. fucked in the female superior position? 364. fucked sitting up? 365. fucked standing up? 366. fucked upside-down? 367. gone through two or more sexual positions without the need for re-entry? 368. fell asleep during sex? 369. woken up to someone having sex with you? 370. given or received a love-bite on your upper, inner thigh? 371. been on the receiving of anal sex? 372. been on the ramming end of anal sex? 373. fucked more than 10 times with 1 person? 374. fucked more than 5 times in a 24 hour period? 375. fucked more than 10 times in a 24 hour period? 376. fucked, participated in oral sex, or participated in wanking while someone other than your partner was watching? 377. fucked or oral sex while one or both of you were playing a musical instrument, hacked, watched television, read, drawn or in other words were preoccupied with something other than sex and lust? 378. performed oral sex after intercourse without washing or douching? 379. kissed your partner on the lips after oral sex without brushing teeth, nor washing/gargling/rinsing out mouth? 380. inflicted pain during sex? 381. drawn blood by biting during sex? (love-bites do not count as having drawn blood.) 20 382. been involved in cunnilingus during the woman's period? 383. fucked during the woman's period? 384. foot wanked someone? 385. been foot wanked? 386. tongue bathed someone? 387. been tongue bathed? 388. licked or sucked on someone else's feet and/or toes? 389. had your feet and/or toes licked or sucked by someone else? 390. licked someone's anus? 391. licked someone's anus while they were defecating? 392. performed oral sex while the person was urinating? 393. drank your own urine? 394. tasted or drank someone else's urine? 395. drank human blood? 396. tasted someone else's nasal mucous? 397. been involved in golden showers? 398. swallowed your partner's orgasmic secretions? 399. used the Purity Test as a checklist of things you could do? 400. participated in Purity Testing with an ulterior motive? _______________________________________________________________________________ Footnotes: 1 Rushin' fingers. 2 Roamin' hands. 3 They come as a set of several balls strung together. These balls are inserted into the rectum of one of the participants before sex, and are yanked out, usually by the partner, during orgasm. I think it's supposed to feel good or something like that. 4 Goose: opposite of moon. 5 You must be at least 48 inches tall to be allowed on this ride. 6 Avec les animaux. 7 For clarification: a sadist likes to hurt others. 8 For clarification: a masochist likes to receive pain. 9 Anal sex. 10 Marked interest in excrement; esp. use of feces or filth for sexual excitement.--Webster's Third New International Dictionary. An obsession with feces, varied in expression; it may involve the sight and sound of a person defecating.--The Book of Sex Lists, compiled by A. B. Gerber. Ballantine Books, New York. 1981. 11 3: Masturbation by rubbing against another person.--Webster's. The need to rub against another stranger, especially in a tightly packed crowd.--Sex Lists. 12 A dependency on being given an enema.--Sex Lists. 13 Fascination with the dead; specif: obsession with and usu. erotic attraction toward and stimulation by corpses typically evidenced by overt acts (as copulation with a corpse.)--Webster's. 14 Abnormal attraction to filth.--Webster's. A dependency on something soiled or filthy, such as sweaty underwear or used menstrual pads.--Sex Lists. 15 A desire to look at sexually stimulating scenes esp. as a substitute for actual sexual participation that constitutes a partial or component instinct often sublimated (as in a desire for learning).--Webster's. A dependency on looking at sexual organs and watching sexual activity openly. It is not surreptitious as in voyeurism.--Sex Lists. 16 Being dependently responsive to the smell or taste of urine or the sight and sound of someone urinating.--Sex Lists. 17 1: One whose sexual desire is concentrated upon seeing sex organs and sexual acts -- called also peeping tom. 2: An unduly prying observer usu. in search of sordid acts or scandalous sights.--Webster's. Being dependently responsive to the risk of being caught while illicitly peering at another person or couple undressing or engaged in sexual activity.--Sex Lists. 18 Do NOT attempt this if you have a heart condition, or have a history of cardiac failures. 19 Do NOT attempt this at home. This is an extremely dangerous activity. The people who perform this feat are highly trained athletes. 20 Vaginal oral sex.