Management wishes to bring to the attention of all personnel the fact that 
some individuals have been using abusive language in the exchange of normal 
verbal communications relative to the performance of routine activites on the 
premises.  This practice must cease immediately.

The following coded list is provided to permit individual freedom of
expression and allow all the outlets of frustration in a clear, concise
manner.  It will prove a very effective tool, and if employed properly,
will offend no one with delicate ears.

To prevent mistaking these communication codes with department numbers
and/or telephone extensions, management has assigned the 800 and 900
series numbers to be utilized for your convenience and clarity.



801 You gotta be shitting me	       831 It won't fucking work
802 Get off my fucking back	       832 Go pound sand in your ass
803 Beats the shit out of me	       833 Fuck off
804 What the fuck		       834 Who called this fucking meeting?
805 It's so fucking bad I can't	       835 Fucked up beyond repair
    believe it			       836 Adios, mother fucker
806 I hate this fucking place	       837 Idiot, you don't know your ass 
807 This place sucks			   from first base.
808 Fuck you very much		       838 No shit
809 Lovely, simply fucking lovely      839 No fucking shit
810 That damn club		       900 Unbefuckinly believable.
811 Damn fuck shit piss		       901 Cool it, this is my wife/husband,
812 Get bent				   keep your mouth shut.
813 Kiss my ass, buddy		       902 Take your time, I don't want to be
814 I really don't give a shit		   stuck with this ass for lunch
815 Fuck it, I'm on salary	       903 Help me unload this mother
816 Stick it in your fucking ear       904 Hey baby, let's ball at lunch
817 Piss on the whole fucking project  905 I'm free tonight
818 Fuck it, just plain fuck it	       906 Tied up with wife/husband tonight.
819 Hot shit			       907 My wife/husband is out of town
820 Hot fucking shit		       908 Let's take off sick together
821 Bitchin'			       909 Meet you at the motel
822 Tell someone who gives a shit      910 Let's trade fucking partners
823 Don't get so fucking wise	       911 Sorry honey, but it's that time
824 I don't give a fuck, so there      912 Will she or won't she?
825 Fuck you in the heart, Jack	       913 Will he or won't he?
826 !*&#$%*!, you sone of a bitch      914 B.O.B. (Buzz off, bitch)
827 Whatever you say, asshole	       915 Answer the fucking phone
828 Who the fuck was that?	       916 I'm not a fucking machine
829 What the fuck was that?	       917 It's not my fucking job
830 Fuck you too