The Tebbit times table
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Two ones are not the real issue.
Two twos are what we are aiming at by the end of the summer.
Two threes are fifteen in real terms.
Two fours are twice as valuable under this governmant.
Two fives are eight as my right honourable friend well knows.
Two sixes is something we would all like to be twelve but we just don't have themoney.
Two sevens are just what we have come to expect from Labour.
Two eights are eighty-eight and that is something the Japanese can't say.
Two nines are enough to feed a family of four.
Two tens are three if you look at the figures seasonally adjusted.
Two elevens were good enough for my father in his day.
Two twelves are twenty-four thanks to a great deal of restraint on our part.