Little Johnny was seven years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious. He'd heard a lot about courting and wondered what it was, and how it was done. He took his questions to his mother who became flustered, so instead of explaining it to him she told him to hide behind the curtains and watch his Sister and her boyfriend. He did this and the following morning explained what he had seen. "Sis and her boyfriend turned off most of the lights, and then sat down. He then started hugging and kissing her. Sis must have been getting sick as her face went funny. Her boyfriend knew this as he put his hand up her blouse to feel her heart, but it took him a long time to find it. I guess he was getting sick too because they both started panting and getting out of breath. I think his other hand was cold because he put it up her skirt, about this time sis got worse and started to moan and groan and moved to the end of the couch and she said she was getting really HOT. Finally, I found what was making them sick - a big eel had gotten into his pants. It just jumped out of his pants and just stood there about 10 inches long, HONEST!! anyway, he then grabbed it to stop it escaping. When Sis saw it she got really scared and her eyes went big and her mouth fell open and she started to call God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she had ever seen. I should tell her about the ones down at the lake. Sis got brave and tried to kill it by biting its head off. All of a sudden she made a noise and let it go. I guess it bit her back. She then grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and pulled it over its head to stop it from biting. Sis laid back, opened legs so that she could get a scissor hold on it and helped by lying an top of it. The eel put up a hell of a fight! Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they tried to kill it by squashing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and let out a big sigh. Her boyfriend got up and sure enough they had killed the eel. I knew it was dead because it was just hanging there limp. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting. Anyway, he started kissing her again and bugger me the eel wasn't dead, it jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats, they have nine lives or something. This time sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel again by sitting on it. After the struggle for 35 minutes they finally killed it. I knew it was dead because I saw Sis's boyfriend skin it and flush it down the toilet."