NEWS FLASH 2
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Mr Hamish McYeti of the Edinburgh Institute for the study of the haggis, 
the Loch Ness Monster and other Scottish Inventions to Attract Loud Mouthed
American Tourists, suffered serious injuries today when he was attacked in
his home by the vicious Womble. The Womble was seen leaving the incident 
carrying a bottle of Mr McYeti's prized 12 year old Glenlivet whisky.
The Wombles whereabouts is now unknown, although it is thought still to be
in the Edinburgh area.

So if you see the little FUCKER run for your live.      OR ELSE !!!!